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The Ultimate Red Dwarf Wave Archive Part of The Bonjella Zone Waves Listed By Order Of Character
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Ace Rimmer - Cat - Crew Member - Holly (HH) - Holly(NL) - Kryten - Lister - Other - Rimmer - Toaster Ace Rimmer

Awooga - Dimention Jump - 26kb
L & A: Awooga Awooga awa awa, awooga awooga awa
rd72ace1 - Stoke Me A Clipper - 69kb
But rest assured, that won't stop me from rescuing the princess bonjella
Ace - Stoke Me A Clipper - 53kb
Princess Bonjella, Ace Rimmber, there'll be time for explanations later and hopefully, some sex
Ace1 - dimention Jump - 32kb
I'm sorry Bongo, I'm strickly butter side up
Ace2 - Dimention Jump - 27kb
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast - with aircraft noise in the background
Ace3 - Dimention Jump - 229kb
Tish, Pswash and Noncence, any old twit can hug the event horizan of a black hold, then loop-de-loop round a spinning singularaty at twice the speed of light the slam the engines intop reverse and blast out of an emploding nebular
Kipper - Dimention Jump - 25kb
Fellows, smoke me a kipper - I'll be back for breakfast
Kipper2 - Dimention Jump - 20kb
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
Pshaw - Dimention Jump - 14kb
Tish, pswar and nonsence

Cat

shadow - The End - 152kb
hey, what's that? Oh, it's my shadow. Hey, even my shadow's looking nice! I'm looking nice, my shadow's looking nice, what a team! We are unbelievable! OK, team, this way.
saying - Rimmerworld - 76kb
C: There's an old cat saying - if you'r going to eat tuna expect bones
R: There's an old human saying - if you'r going to talk garbage, expect pain
Riviera - Gunmen of The Apocalypse - 72kb
They call me the kid, the riviara kid..music..
successf - Rimmerworld - 89kb
C: All in all a hundred persent suscessfull trip
K: but sir, we lost Mr Rimmer
C: All in all a hundred persent sucsessfull trip
Monkey - The End - 42kb
hay! you monkeys eat off the floor? aint you got no style or sifistication?
Niceper - Balance Of Power - 138kb
I'm just nice period
GuysAnIdiot - Time Slides - 14kb
The guys an idiot
Pccat1 - Balance Of Power - 138kb
C. These are mine
R. They're not your put htem back
C. See this hand, it is mine, see these things, they are mine
Pccat2 - Balance Of Power - 71kb
I'm gonna die, I've been fished to death
mouse - Gunmen of The Apocalypse - 126kb
C. I know this game, it's called Cat and Mouse, and there's only one way to win, don't be the mouse
L. What are you say?
C. I'm saying the mouse never wins, not unless you believe those lying cartoons
Cat3 - Body Swap - 160kb
I'm not asking you to do this just for me, I asking, I'm pleading with you, I begging you, do it for the sake of my suits, ...PVC mourning suit with the imitation king penguin fir colour blown to smithereens - could you live with your self?
Looking - The End - 273kb
Aaahhh, ooowww, eee! How am I looking? Looking nice. No, wait a minute. I'm looking better than nice. I'm looking dangerous. Aaaoooww, dangerous! Aaaooowww - hey, what's that? Oh, it's my shadow. Hey, even my shadow's looking nice! I'm looking nice, my shadow's looking nice, what a team! We are unbelievable! OK, team, this way. Aaaooowww, yeah.
GunSig~1 - Rimmerworld - 80kb
R. Thats rediculious, you've got to find a way of getting me back,
K. Well we could try to bring you down with a round from a lazar cannon?
C. Form an orderly cue behind the gun sight
wardrobe - Better Than Life - 127kb
yeah, well you should take a look at my wardrobe, it's so bit it crosses an international time zone, when it's three o'clock where my shirts are, it's seven in the morning for my socks
Grease - Thanks for the Memorys - 24kb
What you talking about grease stain?
Find - Balance Of Power - 47kb
This is my all time, best lucky find I ever found in the whole of today
Chicken - Better Than Life - 185kb
R: I wanted him to be proud of me, Just once, and now
C: awwww, My stomouch has been pumped and now I'm hungry, hay there you are hay man, I'm so hungary I just have to eat,
L: Rimmers dads died,
C: I'de prefer a chicken
Hair - Polymorph II - 59kb
R. Would it harm you to have hair like mine?
C. I have got hair like yours, just not on my head
Cat2 - Dimention Jump - 64.7kb
R: it's not easy you know, to come in everynight, look in that mirror and see a guy nobody likes
C: How do you think we feel? we've got to look at it all day
6nipples - Kryten - 42.6kb
I'm so excited all six of my nipples are tingling
Cat1 - White Hole - 57kb
K: Mr Rimmer would be effectivly dead
C: Hay, things are looking up already!

Crew Member

stasis - The End - 207kb
Ah, you don't feel a thing, the stasis room creates a static field of time, see, just a x-rays can't pass through lead, time cannot penentrate the stasis field, so although you exist. you no longer exist in time and for you, time it's self does not exist, you see, although you'll still a mass, you are no longer an event in space time, you are a no-event mass with a quantum probibility of zero
Cat - The End - 384kb
Holister: Wheres the cat?
L: what? what cat?
Hollister: Lister, not only are you so stupid you bring abourd an unquariteened animal and jepodize every man and woman on this ship, not only that, but you take a photograph of your self with the cat and send it to be proccessed in the ships lab, Now, I'm going to ask you again - do you have a cat?
L: No,
Holister: Have You Got A Cat?
L: Yes, that one
Holister: Where'd you get it? Titan? Don't you realise that thing could be carrying anything? Don't you remember what happened on the oragan with the rabbits? Lister, a loose animal abourd this ship could get anywhere, it could get into the air ducts, it could get into holly, you know, a little nibble here and a little nibble there lister and before you know it, we're flying backwards

holly (HH)

AlteredTimeLines - Time Slides - 100kb
R: What Happened?
H: Well Lister altered the time lines and lived an entirly different life, consiquently he didn't join red dwarf, consiquential the cat race never existed and we never rescued kryten.
Holly1 - White Hole - 43kb
no time to explain, inteligence compressed reduced life span 2.35 remaining
Marooned - Marooned - 205kb
Abandon ship, abandon ship, black hole aproching, this is not a drill, this is a drill ...drill sounds... abandon ship - oh gawd the sirans bust, awwooga awwooga abandon ship
holly3 - Body Swap - 171kb
I've been through the whole of my data base, collated every singel option and there are three realistic alternitives, One sit here and get blown up, Two stand here and get blown up, Three jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything and then get blown up
Holly2 - White Hole - 21kb
You'r a total smeg head aren't you Rimmer
Melie1 - Dimention Jump - 99kb
M: But if you'r interesting, I'll be in my quarteres covered in mapal syrup
A: I'm sorry melly - I odn't fraternize with the staff
M: I resign
A: I'll be there at 13 Hundred

holly (NL)

Pcholly3 - Confidence and Paranoya - 98kb
Emergency, Emergency, there's an emergency going on
Pcholly2 - Future Echos - 73kb
Even with an I.Q. of 6000, it's still brown trousers time
rdholly1 - Quarantine - 251kb
And the morral of the story is, appresiate what you've got, because basicly I'm fantastic
Tottenhm - Queeg - 53kb
Thats a load of tottenhm, thats a steaming pile of hotspur
AllDead - The End - 366kb
L: Where is everybody Hol,
H: Their dead Dave,
L: Who is?,
H: Everybody Dave,
L: What Captin Holister,
H: Everybody's Dead Dave,
L: What Todhunter,
H: Everybody's Dead Dave
L: What Selby,
H: Their all dead, everybodys dead Dave,
L: Peterson isn't is he?
H: Everybody is dead Dave,
L: Not Chen,
H: Gorden Bennet, Yes Chen, Everybody, Everybody's dead dave!
L: Rimmer,
H: He's dead dave, Everybody is dead, Everybody is dead Dave,
L: Wait, are you trying to tell me everybodys dead?,
H: Wish I'de never let him out in the first place now
L: How?

Kryten

Kryten3 - White Hole - 76kb
you are the most obnoxious, trumped-up, farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter!
rdkry1 - The Last Day - 465kb
K. at 0-700hs tomorow morning, mu shut down disk will be activated and all mental and physical operations will cease.
L. Then what?
K. I don't know - mayby I'll get a job as a disk-Jocky
Nervgrip - legion - 138kb
K. You won't feel a thing, I'll render you unconciouse using the ionian nerver grip ...smash..
R. Thats not an ionian nerve grip, thats smashing me over the head with a vase
K. There's not such thing as an ionian nerve grip now stand still will I hit you
crap - The Last Day - 129kb
K: But you would not profit by it, you would gamble your saftly for a mere android, is this the human value you call friendship?
L: Don't give me the star trek crap, it's too early in the morning
Bongo1 - Dimention Jump - 88kb
K/Bongo: If your interested, I'll be in my quarters at lunchtime, covered in taramaslater
A: I didn't know your bread was buttered that side bongo
Kryten2 - White Hole - 29kb
L. You ok man?
K. I'm fin thank you Susan
Kryten1 - White Hole - 137kb
K. What on earth are we going to do?
C. hay, I got it, we lazar are way through
K. Ah an excelent sugestion with just 2 minor draw backs, 1 we don't have a power sourse for the lazars and 2 we don't have any lazars
Know - The Last Day - 115kb
It's a 5517/W13 alpha simm modem, ah, it's the interface circet with the built in 599XRDP ah, how did you know
Diary - Time Slides - 47kb
Things to remember, stop milk, pay papers, invade checkisolvakia
Smee - Camille - 29kb
Sir, your a smeee heee
smeghead - Gunmen of The Apocalypse - 112kb
K. There's something familyar about you too - I get a name, smeee, smee heee
R. Smeg Head
K. Thats it
R. He remembers me!
Alaska - Camille - 36kb
Oh spin my nipple nuts and send me to alaska
speech - Rimmerworld - 105kb
That was an important speach sir and it needed to be made but might I sugest that from this moment on the rest of this discoures is conducted by those with brains larger than a grape
Rd6202 - Legion - 420kb
K: Sir? May I recommend I load myself into the reverse-thrust tubes and you use my body as decoy-fodder? This will, of course leave me splattered across deep space and unable to complete today's laundry, for which I apologise in advance.
R: Kryten, stop your blathering and get in the damn tube.
L: Kryten, sit down! I'm not doing me own smeggin' ironing.
Pub - Time Slides - 82kb
Pub. Ah yes, a meeting place where people atempt to achieve advenced stages of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drink

Lister

UnicyclePolo - Time Slides - 100kb
L: It's smeggin' stupid, two grown men on unicycles belting a beach ball up and down a coridor with french loaves it's pathetic, it's idiotic, it's, it's purile
C: Well you invented it
Shady - Time Slides - 46kb
Shaadyy, this is totaly shady, it's beyond shady, It's sereal,
Frthecat - The End - 130kb
L. Just supose I did have a cat, just supose, what would you do with frankinstein? Holister. I'd send it down to the medical center and I'd have it cut up and tests run on it
L. Would you put it back togeth when you'd finished?
H. Lister, the cat would be dead!
L. So with respect sir, whats in it for the cat?
Escape2 - Gunmen of The Apocalypse - 54kb
L: Rimmer, The escape pod is not an option?
R: Why not?
L: It escaped last Thursday
escape - Gunmen of The Apocalypse - 132kb
L: Rimmer, The escape pod is not an option?
R: Why not?
L: It escaped last Thursday - I was having a few beers, I couldn't be bothered moving so I used the releaase mecanisum as a bottle opener
talkie2 - White Hole - 113kb
No muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns
teleport - Rimmerworld - 220kb
L: Why don't we scrap away this morter here, slide one of these bricks out, then using rope weeved from strands of this hessyen rig up a kinda pull system so that when a guard comes in over a trip wire he gets laid out and we put rimmer in the guards uniform, he leads up out, we steel some swords and fight our way back to the bug
K: Or we could use the teleporter
Psycho - Legion - 128kb
When I finaly get round to writing my good phyco guide, this place is gonna get raves, accomidation - excelence, food - first class, resseedent nutter - coutiouse and considerate, Phyco ratings gotta be 4 and a half chain saws
Library - The End - 112kb
3 million years? I've still got that library book
Lister1 - White Hole - 5kb
Bruttal
Crytofacist - Time Slides - 15kb
He's a crytofacist
wine - Out of Time - 75kb
Call me pretentios if you like, but for me, a truly great wine should not leave you with a foam moustash that you can only remove with terps
Animshit - who Knows - 17kb
Holly Shit
Om - Time Slides - 107kb
Ooooommmmmm etc.
Slimehome - The End - 44kb
plot a course for Figi, look out earth, the slime's comming home
smegpot - Holoship - 402kb
Lister to Red Dwarf, we have in our midst a compleat smegpot, brains in the ainal region, chin absent presumed missing, genatailia small and in-offencive, or no value or interest
SickOfIt - Time Slides - 194kb
L: I'm sick of it, that's what. I'm just totally, totally sick of it.
R: Sick of what?
L: I'm sick of you and your silly green suits, I'm sick of your stupid flared nostrils. I'm sick of the way that you always smile when you're being insulted. I'm sick of the Cat, I'm sick of Holly, I'm sick of you, I'm sick of me and as for Kryten...I'm sick of him. I'm sick of this ship, sick of this life, I'm just sick of it.
Breathe - The End - 36kb
Can I do anything? Is it ok if I breath - can I breath huuuuuu
BrothersWedding - Time Slides - 215kb
R: Excuse me, can you stand aside please we're trying to take a photograph
L: I'm atchuly in the photograph
R: Excuse me, your blocking the shot
L: I'm atchuly here - I'm at a smeggin' wedding
R: Are you trying to make trouble?
L: Wow man, I'm back on earth, I'm in a photograph
R: Look, will you just clear off?
L: look, you can touch me, he can touch me
R: Squire, hop it
L: and he can even push me, this is brillient, he's pushing me again, alright alright, ok, I'm going
Plan - The End - 344kb
L. I'm not a nothin', I've got me plan
R. Whats that? the plan to be the slobbiest entity in the entire universe?
L. No, my five year plan, you see, I'm going to make 2 more trip, and I've been saving up all me pay,
R. Since when
L. Since always, thats why I never buy and soup or deodirent or socks or anything like that y'know, and I'm going to buy a little farm on Figi, and I'm goinmg to get a sheep and a cow and breed horses
R. With a sheep and a cow?
L. No with horses and horses,
R. On Figi
L. Yeah, the prices there are unbelevible
R. Yes, because they had a volcanic eruption and now most of Figi is 3 feet below sea level,
L. It's only 3 feet, they can wade, thats why the animals will have to be quite tall
smegforb - Balance Of Power - 23kb
it out-rankes you Smeg-for-Brains
smeg1 - Stasis Leak - 10kb
Smeg Head

Other

Smeg - Who Kows - 21kb
Smeg
Applause - Time Slides - 59kb
Applause after the Om song mayby
Abuse - Backwards - 267kb
You are a stupid, squair headed bald git aren't you, and I'm not pointing at you, I'm pointing at you, but I'm not atchuly addressing you - I'm addressing the one prat in the country who's bothered to get hold of this recording, turn it round and atchuly work out the rubbish I'm saying what a poor sad life he's got ...backwards stuff... and frankly your acts crap anybody could have done it, anyway I hate the lot of you, bollocs to you
acetheme - Stoke Me A Clipper - 641kb
Theme Music from the end
mcgee - Gunmen of The Apocalypse - 139kb
M. A man beens up in the hat of Bear-Strangler McGee, he's either mighty brave or mighty stupid - which are you boy?
R. sorry, what where the choises again
Slime - The Inquizitor - 58kb
You are a slimy, despicable, rat-hearted, green discharge of a man, aren't you?
Tandem - Backwards - 52kb
oi you robbin bastered, thats our tandem, Hay! Hay!
Queeg500 - Queeg - 56kb
Red Dwarf is now run by Queeg 500
Revbroth - Backwards - 86kb
I want you to take your hands apart and give a big warm goodby to the sensational reverse brotheres
SabrinasFather - Time Slides - 112kb
S. I told daddy today, about us I meen
L. and how did the old codger take it?
S. Well, not terrible well atchuly, he purched himself on top of his clay pidgon launcher machine and shouted pull
Piescoff - Backwards - 75kb
you've gone and scoffed my soddin' pie, ...backwards...you bloody bastereds

Rimmer

writingThoseHits - Time Slides - 19kb
Keep writing those hits kid
Gibber~1 - The End - 344kb
right, they're bound ot ask the right thigh, which is 10%, they, they must ask the left thigh wich is 20%, they've got to ask one of the forearms, which meens I've passed alread - anything on the left shins a bonus, Right, CUTIE, Current under tention is..whats this...current under tention is equile? Current under tention is expanable? Current under tention is expensive? what does this meen? what does any of this meen? I've covered my body in compleat and utter and total apserloot noncence gibberish agggg just relax relax relax
Nudist - Time Slides - 77kb
So if one of us had say a photograph of a female only naturist beach in acapolco full of bronzed nacked un-inhibited teenage temperesses we could go there for a holiday?
Rd6408 - Polymorph II - 96kb
Kryten you are indeed a hcachum babow, or smart alec metal git.
PcRimmer1 - Balance Of Power - 165kb
er Holly, this is not my breast, I want my own nipple back, there's no rush Holly
PCrimmer2 - Me^2 - 98kb
Stop your foul winning your filthy peice of distended rectumm
smoking - The End - 47kb
R. Are you smoking Lister, in the drive room?
L. Yeah, I stopped for quite a while but I'm back on them now
society - Rimmerworld - 90kb
R. Can you imagine a society composed entirly of me?
C. I'm trying not to, the last time I did that it took me a week to dry the matress
Spam - The End - 21kb
Dead, dead as a can of spam
splits - Future Echos - 76kb
R. And in this case your about to do the largest splits you'll ever do in your life
L. I get blown up then?
R. Bits of you do
smegki~1 - Dimention Jump - 17kb
I'll smoke him a smeggin kipper
Wrong - confidence and Paranoya - 35kb
Wrong, wrong, apserlootly brinming over with wrongability
rdrim1 - Time Slides - 150kb
It's my duty. My duty as a complete and utter bastard!
weight - Out of Time - 175kb
R. oooh dear,
C. what? is he fat?
R. Far from it, he's lost a bit of weight atchuly, atchuly he's lost quite a bit of everything
Weevil - Legion - 116kb
You can't serve space weevil Kryten, I meen, not even lister with his one single remaining tast bud will knowingly sit down and eat insectoid vermin - well lets face it, with him it's practicaly canablisum
Stpdcats - Waighting For God - 86kb
Look, I'm sick of hearing about these stupid cats, my conserns are slighly more meeningful that what colour stupid smeggin carbourd hat I'm wearing
rd6204 - Legion - 68kb
excuse me, gentlemen, while I have a humiliating panic attack under the scanner table.
Touch - The End - 101kb
R. But I can't touch anything, never again will I be able to brush a rose against my cheek, cradle a laughing child or interfear with a woman, sexualy
L. Rimme, you never used to do any of those things anyway
PunctureRepairKit - Time Slides - 62kb
Kryten, unpack racheal and get out the puncture repair kit, I'm Alive
Quiet - The End - 91kb
Right, thats it, Lister D. 3rd tecnition, Offence Obstructing a superior tecnition by humming, clicking and being quiet
Rd6201 - Legion - 103kb
R: Step up to red alert!
K: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
Stabbim - Confidence and Paranoya - 66kb
now, stab 'im, stab 'im, stab 'im, quick stab 'im, ah you havn't met stabim
Rimmer3 - Dimention Jump - 65kb
I've brought my Hammond CD's with me. How about "Reggie Wilson plays the Lift Music Classics"?
Sabrina - Time Slides - 16kb
Sabrina Mulholland-Jones
IfIWereARichMan - Time Slides - 63kb
Oh yes, oh yes, If I were a rich man, dubber dubber dubber dum...
RimmerExplodes - Time Slides - 44kb
I Am Alive.....explotion
Disappear - Time Slides - 157kb
Well gentalmen, just enough time for me to say toodly-ly Pip-sky, I'll be disapearing any moment now...ah, here it comes...any moment....any moment....any moment Now...
Die - Future Echos - 234kb
R: Brace your self for a bit of a shock lister but I just saw you die
L: What!
R: Well I did warn you to brace your self
L: You didn't give me much of a chance
R: I gave you ample bracing time
L: No you didn't, you didn't even pause
R: Well I'm sorry, I've just had rather a nasty experience, I have just seen someone I know die in the most hidiouse, hidiouse way
L: Yeah, me!
Rimmer4 - Body Swap - 25kb
without any warning at all, your suddenly a fat bastard
Death - The End - 48kb
Death? it's like being on holiday with a group of germans
AsABastard - Time Slides - 38kb
It's my duty, my duty as a compleat and utter bastard
headass - Stasis Leak - 32kb
With respect sir, you've got head up your big fat ass
Finished - Rimmerworld - 200kb
R: If we bourd that ship and get captured we're finished, however, if we bourd that ship, don't get captured but the super-structure disintergrates around us, we're finished, on the other hand, if we bourd that ship, don't get captured and the super structure doesn't disintergrate around us but we can't find any fule, we are infact finished
L: Thats about the shape of it, yeah
K: After you with the balls sir
Happen - Confidence and Paranoya - 13kb
I happen to be dead
dead - Out of Time - 14kb
Better dead than smeg
Confusin - Stasis Leak - 33kb
Now from this point on things get a little bit confusing
Competit - Rimmerworld - 70kb
R: But I'm a commpetitive man kryten, always have been, thats what makes me what I am
K: We're all perfectly well awair of what you are sir
Rd6203 - Legion - 156kb
Open communication channels, Lister. Broadcast on all known frequencies, and in all known languages, including Welsh.
skating - Balance Of Power - 35kb
And on that day lister, Satan will, be skating to work
Rimmer2 - White Hole - 51kb
And on the other hand, we have Lister, who, and let's be fair to him, is a complete gimp
Rimmer1 - White Hole - 49kb
We are talking about the trigonomics of four-dimensional space, you simple-minded gimboid!
Mladdo - Confidence and Paranoya - 34kb
You're treading a very thin line miladdo
rdrim2 - White Hole - 240kb
Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly, "No chance you metal bastard."
Mutiny - The End - 251kb
Todhunter. Mutiny Lister?
L. I stod on his toe
R. Millishinly and with intent to wound
L. It was an acsident
R. Lister, I put it to you, how is it possible to stand on one small toe by acsident, you didn't stand on my toe at all, you stood on my entire foot, thereby obstructing a superior tecnition in pursuit of vital duty
L. But the vital duty was he was going to snap my guitar in half
R. where upon you lept from the top bunk onto the whole of my right foot
T. Alright, thats enough
R. If it had been a crisis situation Lister, I would have had to perform my dutys hopping, clearly putting the ship at risk, clearly therefore mutiny
T. Finished?
R. However I am not a vindictive man so I don't indent to applie for the death penalty
Bored - The End - 114kb
L: Rimmer, I'm bored
R: Bored! This is essential rutein maintenence, it's apserlootly vital for the wellbeing of this crew, this mission and this ship, dispencer 172 chicken soup nozzle clogged
Hammond1 - Dimention Jump - 176kb
...drums.. It's Wednesday night, it's amiter Hammond organ resital night, ok, take it away skutters ...few lines of theme tune on the Hammond organ...

Toaster

PcToast4 - Waighting For God - 983kb
Toaster: Would you like some toast?
L. Mm-mm.
T. Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?
L. Mm-mm.
T. You don't want any toast then?
L. No.
T. What about a muffin?
L. Nothing.
T. You know the last time you had toast? 18 days ago. 11:36, Tuesday the 3rd, Two rounds.
L. Ssshhh!
T. I mean, what's the point of buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast?
L. I do like toast!
T. I mean, this is my job! This is cruel, just cruel.
L. Look, I'm busy.
T. Oh, you're not busy eating toast, are you?
L. I don't want any!
T. I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
L. Good.
T. I toast, therefore I am.
L. Will you shut up?
PcToast3 - Waighting For God - 61kb
I toast there for I am
PcToast2 - Waighting For God - 32kb
Would you like some toast?
PcToast1 - Future Echos - 46kb
Did someone say they wanted toast?
talkie - White Hole - 118kb
Howdy-do-dilly-do, Hows it going? I'm talkie, Talkie toaster, your chirpy breakfast companyon, Talkies the name Toastings the game. Anyone like any toast?

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